Tuesday, 5 November 2013

Analysing tweets


 Swearwords Sociolect:sick Accent Ellipsis Abstract nouns, love ,peace, joy etc. Elision, wanna

Capitals, Internet slang, Punctuation mistakes

Politeness: please, thankyou etc.

Direct question:

Exsageration: sooo

Repetitive words: so so so

Random tweets which were recently posted by the celebrities July/June.

50 cent

 

1.       50CENT IS NOW UNDER CONSTRUCTION#SMSAUDIO

2.       Man if I go to jail I'm taking my fish with me. #smsaudio http://instagram.com/p/bXXEMisL_2/

3.       Now I'm stuck in traffic what the fuck else can go wrong.#SMSAUDIOl

4.       My gums feel crazy.my head is banging it just came out of no ware. Niggas shot me,the shit still hurting.#SMSAUDIO

5.       My mouth hurt so bad,I'm going to the Hospital I'm fuck up.they better give me some drugs. #SMSAUDIO

Himanshu suri

1.       bullshit that popped collars is synonymous with white frat douchebag now cuz the black spanish indian older dudes in my hood were doin that

2.       minority kids in my hood were popping their hilfigger nautica polo collars long before i knew what a fraternity was

3.       WADDYA WANT that snapback kiddie shit? or that griddy kick ya grandmama in her tittie shit?

4.       aint get to do laundry so im sprayin CDG cologne all over my chuddies

5.       some girls that like me terrify me staring at me with them jodi arias dateline eyes, damn ma relax, not into human sex - aint gonn happen

 

Tyler the creator

1.       IF YOU HANG AROUND PEOPLE WHO DONT INSPIRE YOU STOP HANGING WITH THEM. AND STAY OUTTA TROUBLE. PLEASE. THE WORLD IS YOURS FUCKER

2.       IM GONNA DRIVE FAR JUST FOR A SCOOP OF ICE CREAM TOMORROW.

3.       IM THE YOUNGEST AND DARKEST IN THE FRONT OF THE PLANE MOST OF THE TIME

4.       TONIGHT SHOW WAS OH MAN SO BAD IM SORRY BUT THE ASSHOLE REMOX OF EARL WAS SICK HAHA

5.       OH FUCK THAT WAS THE BEST SHOW OF ALL TIME FUCKKKK SO GOOD HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH 😐😕😑😶

Lil B

1.       I only want based fam and positive people around me - Lil B

2.       Hey DM ME if you really care about earth and living a happy life while ur alive (SERIOUS ONLY) - Lil B

3.       Dudes/girls make sure u show love to the ladies that make it on Lil B page! No negativity or harassment is tolerated! @girltimeusa - Lil B

4.       1 bad choice can cost alot of peoples lives, i hope you really care in the end, I LOVE YOU - Lil B

5.       I love seeing happy babies and people - Lil B

Kanye West

1.       The BLKKK SKKKN HD video that leaked yesterday was not the official version.

2.       Me and Nick Knight have been working on this video for 5 months and for creatives it's heartbreaking when something like this happens.

3.       So any website that may have the unapproved / unfinished ruff. I ask you to please take it down.

4.       Allow me and Nick to give the world what we've been losing sleep over.

5.       And to who ever leaked the video… FUK YOU!

Lil Debbie

1.       no doe hoe YOU KNOW I SAY NO

2.       my fly shit been on top for so long I'm sky sick.

3.       this is life you flip yours to get yours.

4.       protect and provide for you the pimpen might have to die for you.

5.       men talk on the phone more than women do..... that shit blows mind

Honey Cocaine

1.       YOOO The Conjuring had me shitting breaks, WTF!!! Don't watch it.

2.       BRICKS* lmao I can't even spell. I'm still shaking.

3.       I'm not peeing til the sun comes up. Fuck everything.

4.       I leave @ImHelloKittyBro at my house for a bit and I come home to a broken MacBook. Looking to hire a babysitter while I'm at the studio.

5.       Fuck what you say, when I see you do it I'll believe it.

Iggy Azalea

1.       Okay guys, im off! Love you all and thanks a million times if youve been voting for me to win a VMA!

2.       Hey have you guys heard of Tunnel Bear? i got it about a month ago... its free. you can make websites think you are in america etc.

3.       Also forever amazes me to know we owe so much of modern music to delta and Chicago blues. wish I could go back in time.

4.       morning my lovely twitter friends. i got a gel manicure yesterday and it feels so strange to have my natural nails for the 1st time in years

5.       I had a dream that biggie smalls and Bruce Willis were both giants that ate people.

Snow, tha product

1.       home.. workin on music n workin on this panda shirt. and chillin wit crunchy aquanet hair. http://instagram.com/p/cD0-utjbuH/

2.       member when stacy dash was like sooo hot.... til she became a creepy ass republican old white man everytime she opens her mouth lol

3.       when old people stunt on me at the gym.... 😳😢

4.       oh shit! Thank you! N vlad! RT @cthagod: @SnowThaProduct Hell yeah the homie @djvlad put me up on you a while ago. I think you really dope.

5.       wtf!? Tech talked about me on the breakfast club n they know who i am?? oh man. im trippin! they said…

Azealia Banks

1.       Yes I am very temperamental but I am HUMAN and there are worse things I could be...

2.       So happy to be headlining LOVEBOX tonight!!! All my friends are gonna be there!!. Its gonna be a GREAT night!!

3.       I'm 22 and Living the life I've ALWAYS dreamed of!! I'm so so so blessed !!!!!!!!!!

4.       I'm joking I don't have a sugar daddy lolololol

5.       wish to wash my Irish wrist watch.

Justin bieber

1.       U gotta work for greatness. Take nothing for granted.

2.       Great show! Thank you Boston. The beliebers were wild tonight! Now...on to CANADA!!!

3.       Philly was right last night. Had a little headache from slamming my head wakeboarding but u guys carried me thru. Great show. Thanks

4.       It isn't just about music & performing 2 me. I care about all of u. I want to make the world better with this gift. Thought u should know :)

5.       Gonna get some rest before the show

Chris Brown

1.       Everyone loves to play GOD.

2.       I Wonder if people know what my fear is????? Here it is... Success and failure!

3.       Love GOD. Love ya self! Love everyone!

4.       People are not dumb. The world just plays stupid to fit in...

5.       Excited about today. Giving back.

Bruno Mars

1.       what yall talkin bout?

2.       Sacramentoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

3.       Minnesota was all the way live tonight. Cant sleep just thinkin about it.. Thank you guys for coming out and jammin wit us

4.       Im in Chicago rockin braids and Wearin leather pants singing Jagged Edge songs to the bank teller while sippin on a Capri Sun! Bok Wit Me

5.       MONTREAL!!! My ears are still ringing! We loved playing for yall and hope you'll have us back soon.

Olly Murs

1.       Gotta say had the most amazing time with my cousins last night... Little rascals took me on a merry dance around @ToysRUs love um!!!

2.       Out with my wee cousin today!! Taken him out for his birthday that I missed... BAD COUSIN!!!!

3.       I'm going to be on 'Go' Aften Danmark' Live tonight from the Tivoli Garden on TV2 at 6.30 pm!!!

4.       huge congratulations to Will & Kate, a new king is born!!

5.       I can see your all voting for me on @MTV hottest thingy.. cheers ears!! worldwide trending aswell.. amazing fans!!

Justin Timberlake

1.       Had a great time with you last night, London. We should do it again soon...

2.       London... I have NO WORDS. That was a night I will never forget. Unreal. Hope you had as much fun as we did. #TNKids #WirelessFestival

3.       Dublin... You sang beautifully and you danced your asses off. What a special night. Thanks for having… http://instagram.com/p/bmqK-SSdrG/

4.       Charlie Wilson is trending right now. Unbelievable. What an honor that was... Thank you #BETAwards for having me.

5.       Stay tuned, I'm hitting the stage to help give tribute to the great Charlie Wilson. #BETAwards

Beyonce formal punctuation

1.       Hey World, It's B! I'm so excited to invite you to my new http://beyonce.com  - we've been working hard, and it's finally ready for you XO

2.       Hello, its Beyonce'. World Humanitarian day is 4 days away! August 19th. What will your act of kindness be? #IWASHERE #WHD2012

3.       This World Humanitarian Day I’m doing something good, somewhere, for someone else. Join me! #WHD2012 #IWASHERE http://thndr.it/PkQDSm

4.       Tune in now to NBC #ChimeforChange benefit concert. I am honored to be part of this great initiative for the empowerment of all women!

5.       It all starts with doing! - http://www.whd-iwashere.org #IWASHERE #WHD2012

Rihianna

1.       So I have to wait 'til August 5th to get the 2nd season of "Girls" on Apple TV????!!!! Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?????

2.       Phuck niggaz, bitches too!

3.       Thank you to all the supporters of my song "Stay"!!! This is brilliant news, and I owe you for it! Thank you so much! Congrats @mikkyekko

4.       The Power of God can bring you joy unspeakable!!

5.       James Blake you are my hero

Pink

1.       Alright Brisbane!!!! Getting ready for you :) –phatic talk

2.       Oh come on y'all... If people secretly recorded me and all the shit I talk.... It's all good. All love. And we all still here. Peace please

3.       Thank you for being awesome

4.       My favorite tweets are always the ones that garner a "not funny" response.Here's me pledge!: to not give a shit fer da rist a '20 tert teen!

5.       Ahhh! I'm SO so excited for everyone to see my new video TRUE LOVE out today on @VEVO check it out! http://smarturl.it/TrueLoveVid?IQid=tw 

Taylor swift formal

1.       Everything Has Changed remix is already #15 on iTunes! Yay @edsheeran!!! Thanks guys!

2.       Happy 21st birthday to my friend, and the closest thing I've ever had to a sister, @selenagomez!! pic.twitter.com/GhOgkl3kZ1

3.       Philadelphia. Seriously. I love you.

4.       For everyone here tonight in Philly, we're dressed and ready to take the stage as soon as the rain stops. See you soooooon...

5.       I feel like I definitely get along with people roughly 45% more if they know all the words to 'You're So Vain' by Carly Simon.

Demi lavato formal

1.       So my sister @dallaslovato came to visit me today wearing her typical Tuesday attire.. LOVE her 💗💗💗

2.       K so.. I'm really sick of popsicles and protein shakes... When does the pain start to go away?! 😫😣👎

3.       This is my last day before my tonsils and I part ways.... I dedicate this song to those little suckers... pic.twitter.com/jtsoYzW7cF

4.       But like.... You guys can keep voting for that Best Female VMA nod if you waaaant... I won't complain..... 😜😜😜

5.       I feel like when you're nominated for something, you already have won. To be nominated for anything is an honor..

 

 

 

 

 

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